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(568) the long lost cobwebs.

the Stretch
It's been a while.

Livejournal looks cleaner than I last remembered.

I don't like changes.

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the Elf


 




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I guess I’m somewhat of a shutter bug, umm…
and my new favourite model of course is Lily.

I just completed a series of photographs of her dressed as various pop icons.

Let’s see,
I’ve done Olivia Newton John.
I’ve done Madonna, the early years.
Stevie Wonder.

- Cameron Tucker
 

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(560) and life is as fragile as porcelain.

the Stretch
 






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Palestinian children return to school
but not all of them made it back.

The signs are the names of those who were killed by Israel
during the most recent war on Gaza.

The writing in red says ‘Martyr’.
 

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(559) side to side throw me the bride.

the Knight
 






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I love how everyone should probably be doing the same step
but they’re all doing it differently for the most part.

Let’s observe:

Heather and Harry: Arguably the best dancers on the tour
(who can use their legs)
and they are probably doing the correct choreography.

Naya: Also has the choreography down.

Jenna: A great dancer, also has it down.

Amber: Not into it quite as much.

Mark: About the same as Amber.

Cory: Can’t dance..
I honestly don’t know what he’s doing. Super cute frankenstein.

Kevin: Doing what he can in a wheelchair..
putting enough feeling into just his upper body.

Diana, Chord, and Chris:
Doing more of a shuffle than a side to side step.

Ashley: Kinda just taking tiny little steps in the back.

Darren: Trying to get into the right choreography
but is somehow not able to do a simple side to side motion
and instead takes a giant step back.

And then there’s Lea:
just kinda flailing around in the back..

Simply awesome.
 

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(548) the candies from the candy machine.

the Lick







As I keep telling those who ask me for advice,
if he really “loves” you
– really –
as he claims to,

he will try to marry you
as soon as possible.

Even if he is not working,
even if he has older unmarried sibling(s),
and even if he is from a different community.

He will not wait around
until the final bell
to get up as a last resort
and do something
to marry you.

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Plus, if a child is already getting his candy
from the candy machine for free,

why will he endeavor to pay for it.

Get what I mean?
 

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the Love







It has been said 'time heals all wounds.'
I do not agree.
The wounds remain.
In time, the mind, protecting its sanity,
covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens.

But it is never gone.

- Rose Kennedy


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Pretty sure each one of us
had our fair share of dates
where we feel like slowly dying in fire.

I am not fond of the dating scene,
hell I can't even flirt for nuts
my friends can vouch to that
but lately it got me thinking

All the dates in a month
and months in a year,
what motivates someone to actually go on that very first date?

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I'm no expert,
but I've heard date stories.

Stories that make us go 'aww..'
and stories that make us cringe.

I'm sharing stories that make us cringe,
because really,
who wants a fairytale.

to the single people out there who are tempted to,

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Congrats,
you've officially had been on a disaster date.

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So I was all like "I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you."Collapse )
 
 

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(536) Keep Calm and Avada Kedavra

the Escape






the husband said to the wife,

"Why do you watch the cooking channel?
You still can't cook."

the wife replied,

"Why do you watch porn?
You still can't fuck."

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(532) Baby Let Me Blow Your Mind Tonight

the Wiz






awk•ward
[awk-werd]
- adjective
1. Lacking dexterity, proficiency or skill; clumsy; inept
2. Ungainly or inelegant in movements and posture
3. Difficult to deal with; requiring tact
4. Embarrassing or inconvenient; caused by lack of social grace

there you have it,
awkward.

 all the awkward moments
conversations twits laughters pictures status updates

i feel i do no justice to the website
if i didn't share it with you,

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yes that.

awkwardfamilyphotos.com
it's as awkward as it can get
and trust me,

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it's very awkward.

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. i can't take it take it take no more .Collapse ) 

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(531) je n'aime que toi, toi, toi, toi, toi

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received an email from Nat
and her subject was URGENT
with an obscene amount of exclamation marks
she had a link and the words 

MUST WATCH THIS TOGETHER

with yet another row of
an obscene amount of exclamation marks

saw the email on BB,
can't open it thankyouverymuch awesomemobileservice

reached home
brought my trusty MacBaby to life and,

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!!

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THE OBSCENE AMOUNT OF EXCLAMATION MARKS WERE VALID

You knew how much I love him!
And they're coming out with yet another one!
I'm tempted to just go crazy on the keyboard right now
shift 1 shift 1 shift 1 shift 1 shift 1 shift 1

this just went from Mission Impossible to Mission InfreakingsanityCollapse )

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so my Sunday Tumblr dashboard was filled with this,

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EVERYWHERE

all emotional responses are depicted with her doing,

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happiness,

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sadness,

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disgust,

well you get the drift

curiosity got the better of me
and apparently she's related to the words

'Rebecca Black'

I was like Rebecca WHO
so Google does its magic

and it. has. gone. viral. ever. since.

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Rebecca Black

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" if autotune can't save You then You really have no talent "Collapse )

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